Not A F*cking Seltzer

We’re all about bold taste, not bubbles. This is a still lemonade packed with real flavor and natural hemp-derived benefits.

Fast-Acting Chill

Don’t wait to feel good. Our lemonade kicks in quick so you can catch the vibe without the wait.

10mg THC for When You Can’t Smoke

Perfect for the moments when sparking up isn’t an option. Each can is loaded with 10mg of Delta 9 THC—sip, vibe, and ride the high anytime, anywhere.

The Best You Ever Had

This is the best part of your day in a can. Our THC lemonade refreshes, and elevates your mood with every sip.

The Best Dirty Lemonade

4 Pack $31.08
$7.77 per can

The Best Dirty Blue Raspberry Lemonade

4 Pack $31.08
$7.77 per can

The Best Dirty Strawberry Lemonade

4 Pack $31.08
$7.77 per can

When life gives you lemons, add THC.
Trust us.

The People Say It's The Best

Thank yooouuu!!!! Also took about a 1/4 of the lemonade and was done!!! Gave my sister one last night. Why did you make it taste so good?!?

I had the lemonade at Chasity’s. So goood❗️❗️❗️

Yeeeah bro. This beverage hit different. Good taste + potency

Brodie, the lemonade is smacking!

Lemonade shot! Definitely had a buzz. Great for the nonsmokers like myself.

These are so good I was sitting in my car last night in my garage didn’t even know 3 hours passed by I was just staring at the steering wheel 😭

We put the 'high' in hydration

BUT WITHOUT THE HANGOVER 😎

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